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in need of cosmic guidance? e.v. (they/them) is a self-taught trans astrologer with over a decade's experience reading charts. their intuitive approach weaves together queer mythologies, psychoanalytic theory, & disabled dreaming through a radical, anti-capitalist lens. e.v. especially loves using astrological techniques to matchmake, assess compatibility, and conceptualize time.

readings are provided via zoom or phone, with relevant charts emailed to you for your reference. if you are based in baltimore and are interested in an in-person (masks required) reading, please reach out. please email to arrange for weekday evening readings or readings at other times beyond the availability listed here.

questions? contact me at [email protected]

The Self Portrait

What magic do the stars hold for you? What is your natal promise? The Self-Portrait is a focused reading of your individual natal chart. Together, we will explore the 12 houses of the natal chart, learn about your unique planetary placements and aspects, identify your cosmic guides, and discover the challenges, strengths, and secrets of your planetary story.

An ideal birthday gift for the cosmically inclined. This reading is ideal for someone who is new to astrology or already somewhat familiar with their birth chart. For intermediate-level astrologers who are already very familiar with their natal charts, I recommend booking The Year Ahead reading for a more in-depth assessment of your natal promise.

Note: While it is possible to conduct a Self-Portrait reading without the exact time and place of your birth, I will be able to offer deeper insights and a more detailed reading with an exact birth time.

Payment:

Sliding scale $22-$44. Payment should be sent via venmo to @e-v-yost when booking to reserve your time.

Meeting format:

Self-Portrait readings typically take about half an hour. Readings are available virtually via phone call or zoom. For phone calls, I will email you the charts we will be reviewing together prior to the reading, so that you are able to review them while we explore the charts together. For zoom meetings, I will join off-camera and screenshare the charts as we are discussing them.

If you are based in Baltimore and would like to request an in-person (masks required) reading, please connect with me via email to discuss my availability.

  • 45m

The Year Ahead

annual profections, we will explore your year ahead, month by month, beginning with your most recent or upcoming solar return. This reading expands on the promise of your natal chart, looking at transits to your personal placements over the course of the year to determine when planetary energies favor action, protection, rest, play, creativity, and more.

An ideal birthday gift for the cosmically inclined or cosmic check-up for those seeking divine guidance in their yearly planning. This reading is ideal for someone who is already somewhat familiar with their birth chart. If you are unfamiliar with the magic of your birth chart, I would recommend starting with a Self-Portrait reading.

Payment:

Sliding scale $44-$77. Payment should be sent via venmo to @e-v-yost when booking to reserve your time.

Meeting format:

The Year Ahead readings typically take 45-75 minutes. Readings are available virtually via phone call or zoom. For phone calls, I will email you the charts we will be reviewing together prior to the reading, so that you are able to review them while we explore the charts together. For zoom meetings, I will join off-camera and screenshare the charts as we are discussing them.

If you are based in Baltimore and would like to request an in-person (masks required) reading, please connect with me via email to discuss my availability.

  • 75m

The Lovers

The Lovers explores the story of your relationship, using synastry and composite calculations. These charts will guide us in exploring where the magic of your connection is most potent, what innate qualities you active in another, what you can learn from one another, and much more.

These astrological techniques can be applied to all kinds of relationships — romantic, platonic, dyads, triads, or more! If you would like a reading for more than 2 parties, please add $10 to your sliding scale payment.

Note: I require consent from both parties before completing a hybrid synastry/composite reading. This means that I will not read someone's chart for you without their consent. I do, however, offer one-sided relationship readings without reading the other person’s chart ( i.e. your chart + a composite chart only). If you would like to request a reading on your own behalf, to better understand your relationship patterns (for example, with an ex or a crush), please email me at [email protected] before booking so I can provide you tailored instructions.

Payment:

Sliding scale $44-$77. Payment should be sent via venmo to @e-v-yost when booking to reserve your time.

Meeting format:

The Lovers readings typically take 45-75 minutes, depending on the number of parties involved. Readings are available virtually via phone call or zoom. For phone calls, I will email you the charts we will be reviewing together prior to the reading, so that you are able to review them while we explore the charts together. For zoom meetings, I will join off-camera and screenshare the charts as we are discussing them.

If you are based in Baltimore and would like to request an in-person (masks required) reading, please connect with me via email to discuss my availability.

  • 75m

Divine Timing

Want to know the best time to ask out your crush? Whether you should quit your job this year and commit to van life? Using timing techniques from modern and Hellenistic astrology, I will help you select an opportune time to take action. 

I have successfully used these techniques in my personal and professional life to help divine wedding dates, decide when to launch business/creative projects, interview for jobs. 

While these techniques can be applied in many situations, they are most effective within an identified timeframe - i.e., the finding the best time for a particular event to occur this month, season, or year.


Payment:

Sliding scale $33-$66. Payment should be sent via venmo to @e-v-yost when booking to reserve your time.

Meeting format:

Divine Timing readings typically take ~45 minutes. Readings are available virtually via phone call or zoom. For phone calls, I will email you the charts we will be reviewing together prior to the reading, so that you are able to review them while we explore the charts together. For zoom meetings, I will join off-camera and screenshare the charts as we are discussing them.

If you are based in Baltimore and would like to request an in-person (masks required) reading, please connect with me via email to discuss my availability.

  • 45m